OMGSports!

The University of Cincinnati is enduring some controversy at the moment, headlined by allegations that football recruits were wooed by parties featuring SEX ACTS and ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. Ladies and gentlemen, fire up the puritan outrage machine!

"The allegations reportedly came from an anonymous letter dated Feb. 14 that was sent to UC president Nancy Zimpher, Daniel Cummins, the director of judicial affairs, and Barbara Rinto, the director of the UC Women's Center. The note was signed, "A Concerned Athletic Department Employee" according to the reports.

The Cincinnati Post reported that according to the letter, there were four University of Cincinnati football players and four football recruits allegedly involved in the incident. The Cincinnati Enquirer reported that the letter said the sex acts took place during a party at which alcohol was served, the sex acts were videotaped and the tapes have been circulated in UC dormitories."

I'd comment negatively on these allegations, because clearly sex and alcohol have no place on a college campus - especially those, like the University of Cincinnati, that are constructed entirely out of baby angels and virtue - in this day and age. The only problem is that I'm just far too busy filling out my transfer application to The University of Cincinnati.

Me likey the sauce and the poon.