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Confused Boston fans have watched in agony as their beloved (tolerated?) Celtics have retardedly flailed their way to a fifteen game losing streak in recent weeks, the longest in the team's history. No one seems to have any answers for the team, and so, the only logical place to seek for help is in the greatest sports mind in the history of humanity.


JOHN MADDEN!

Coach John Madden's 100% Guaranteed Ways To Fix The Boston Celtics
I'm not a big basketball guy, because you know there's never a time when there's a football used in the game of basketball. That's just not how the game of basketball is played, so you just can't go out there with a football and tell the coach, you know, you know, "I WANNA PLAY BASKETBALL!" because then the coach is just going to not put you in the game because you've got a football and not a basketball. That's just not good football.
The problem with the Celtics right now is that they're just not doing the things that you need to do to win basketball games. If you don't do those things, then you're not gonna be in a position that you need to be in to win the games. The thing is, only one team can win a basketball game, and so there's got to be a team that's going to be the team not winning the basketball game. In basketball, that team is called the loser.
The Boston Celtics are losers.

BOOM!

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