OMGSports!

The President of FIFA (which stands for Federal International Federation Association) has said that North friggin' America should host the World Cup. Oh. Um. In 2018, that is.

""If the FIFA executive committee decides later this year that the rotation policy is maintained, in strict procedure it should be in North America in 2018 and there are three countries who could host it there -- the United States, Mexico and Canada," Blatter told a media briefing."

You might as well keep me up to date on whether or not you're going to make yourself a fucking bagel in 2046, you douchebag. Let me explain something: nothing about the future is certain, and do you know why? Because in the future there will be laser guns, time travel, and flying cars that shoot laser guns that travel through time. And you're tell me in the midst of that we're going to watch a bunch of losers kick a ball around?

Wrong answer, fucko, we're watching some motherfucking curling.

Labels: curling, soccer, world cup