Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Rangers Have An Opening For Sammy Sosa On The Tard Team
Sammy Sosa got offered a spot on the Rangers' minor league team. Here's a list of the sort of competition he'll be facing for a spot on the major league roster.
1) Several tumbleweeds.
2) Sandra, the blind girl who lives underneath the bleachers.
3) Jose Canseco.
4) A stray dog laying in right field who may or may not be conscious.
Good luck, Sammy! Thanks for saving Major League Baseball!
Labels: MLB, Sammy Sosa, Texas Rangers
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