OMGSports!

I swear to God, my head is going to explode if I have to keep explaining to Major League Baseball teams that Scott Boras is not a person with whom you want to fuck around. Boras worked his black magic once again yesterday, sliming his way into a $6 million dollar deal for Greg Gagne. Yes, 16 games played in two seasons Greg Gagne.

Hey, Rangers. Um. Can we talk for a sec? Yeah, remember when Scott Boras got you to pay $252 million for A-rod? That sucked, huh? Pretty bad decision, you could say. Also, just for the sake of reference, when Scott got you to give Chan Ho Park $65 million. He's working out well. Oh, and Kevin Millwood for another $60 million.

And just this offseason, you've also committed almost $50 million to Vincente Padilla (a joy-inducing 15-10, 4.50 era) and Frank Catalanatto (Might not even be a real person). Oh, and Kenny Lofton! Kenny Lofton is the key to your outfield?!? Kenny Lofton played with Albert Belle! And David Justice! These fuckers were in my MLB '94 Sega Genesis game!

I hate baseball.

Labels: MLB, Texas Rangers