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As a Patriots fan, there is nothing that makes me happier than the idea of Peyton Manning's suffering. I have to actually store up chunks of Peyton Manning's suffering for my body to subsist on during the NFL offseason. Vince Young played another good game, and some dude you've never heard of named Rob Bironas kicked a 60 yard field goal with 7 seconds left to seal it for the Titans. Titans over Colts, 20-17.

Speaking of the Patriots, sometimes I wonder what I would do if I ran into Bill Belichick on the street. I'd like to think that I'd stop and thank him for being the flat-out smartest coach of his generation, but part of me realizes that I'd probably just say, "Jesus christ, smelly, here's a quarter. Buy yourself a new sweatshirt and get a job." Despite an NFL-record 1,500 turnovers (no exaggeration), the Patriots squeek by the Lions, 28-21.

The Bears went ahead and clinched against the Vikings. Congratulations, Chicago, you've made the NFC even more pointless to pay attention to unless you're like me and actively rooting for a career-ending injury to Tony Romo so everyone will shut the fuck UP about him for a second. If he starts dating Lindsay Lohan, I'm going to go hole up in an underground bunker until this guy comes hurtling back down to mediocrity and anonymity next season.

LaDanian Tomlinson scored his 880th touchdown of the season as the Chargers beat the Bills, 24-21. Seriously, people are going to start putting land mines in the field, LT. Slow the fuck down, you're making Shaun Alexander cry.