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In a move that strikes absolutely no one as either inspirational, smart, or endearingly loyal, Danny Ainge says he's sticking by Doc Rivers no matter what this year. Read this and try not to punch through your monitor:

"The Globe said that Ainge was asked directly if Rivers would remain the team's coach throughout the year even if the Celtics lost the rest of their games, to which Ainge replied, 'Yes.'"

I understand not wanting to desert the ship and all, but doesn't this comment stray a little too close to the "Delusional Idiot With No Conception of the State of His Basketball Team" status? Are any other Celtics fans worried here?

Reporter: Danny, let's say that Doc suddenly has a massive stroke and cannot move his extremities or communicate in any way. Is he still your coach?
Danny: Yes. Absolutely.

Reporter: Okay, Danny, let's say that while Doc is casually striding down a hotel hallway, a giant blade suddenly swings out from a hidden compartment in the walls and slices him clean in half. Who's your guy?
Danny: I've gotta stick with Doc.

Reporter: What if Doc is actually revealed to have severe Down's Syndrome, Danny?
Danny: He's coach.
Reporter: AND his family actively cooperated with the Nazis.
Danny: Still my guy.
Reporter: AND he's a direct descendent of Lucifer.
Danny: Staying with Doc.
Reporter: AND HE KILLS EVERYONE IN BOSTON!
Danny: Doc. Rivers.

I hate being a Celtics fan.

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