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More than seven ecstatic fans celebrated long past 8 pm last night as Tennessee won their seventh national women's basketball championship. Fans in the arena to watch the Lady Vols defeat Rutgers, 59-46, were raucous, if confused.

""I don't understand why they're not baking anything," local security officer Max Thompson said, scratching his head and cradling a Hustler in one hand. "How the hell are we supposed to eat? And how are they doing all that running without the babies fallin' out their stomachs?""

Local officials remained stunned by the Tennessee roster's apparent ability to cast aside traditional laws of science to go more than ten minutes without either producing baked goods or having a baby. A new, terrifying generation of superwomen is upon us.

God help us all.

Labels: NCAA Basketball, women