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Dana Altman, recently introduced as the new head basketball coach at the University of Arkansas, threw down a smoke bomb and screamed "SEE YOU IN HELL, CLOWNS!" recently, abruptly ending his one day tenure at the program.

Altman, who was the coach at Creighton University until his aforementioned trip to Indecision Retard City, will return to his former job, red-faced with his pants down, a pool of rancid shit pooling at his feet.

"I want duh jobby I done done," he'll mutter. "Let me done do duh jobby job!"

And the massive, protective arms of Creighton University will welcome him back tearfully, hoping against hope that her retarded, abusive basketball coach won't go whoring around to other colleges as soon as her back is turned.

Labels: Arkansas, Creighton, idiots, NCAA Basketball