Tuesday, March 27, 2007

 

Eddie Griffin Needs To Have His Head Cut Off


For probably the first time in his history, Eddie Griffin caused some irreparable damage that wasn't psychological or emotional. This time, Eddie decided it would sure be zany to WRECK A FUCKING CAR WORTH OVER A MILLION DOLLARS.

"Eddie Griffin crashed a rare Ferrari Enzo worth $1.5 million into a concrete barrier while practicing at a racetrack Monday, destroying the car but escaping uninjured.

The comedian was practicing for a charity race to promote his upcoming film, "Redline," when he drove too fast around a curve at the Irwindale Speedway. Video footage showed the red sports car screeching before it ricocheted off the barrier with heavy damage to its front."

1.5 Million? Fuck, I'd kill Eddie Griffin for a fucking packet of fruit snacks, man. This aside, the most depressing part of the story isn't even the catastrophic damage to the amazing, priceless car. No, it's the little list of Eddie Griffin's notable film appearances at the bottom, which include(and these are highlights):
1. Undercover Brother
2. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo
3. Date Movie
4. Norbit

How is he even fucking ALIVE?

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