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Randy Johnson (pictured above shortly after hurling a thunderbolt of rage at those attempting to ascend to the top of his mountain of solitude) is headed back to the Diamondbacks after a delightful two year honeymoon with the New York Yankees. New Yorkers will long fondly remember Johnson (or "Big Lovieface," as fans grew to call him), for the infectious sense of enthusiasm, caring, and life-affirming joy that he brought to the ball park every time he took the mound.

Well. That and the viscious, white-hot hatred of everything and everyone that attempted to make any sort of human connection with him, even through the slightest conversational pleasantries (which usually ended, as many can attest, with chokeslams). Allow me to speak for all Yankees fans, Randy, when I say that we'll miss you desperately.

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