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Hey, Dolphins fans, lay the fuck off. Nick Saban gave his everything to your football team, and look at everything he brought you. Daunte Culpepper, who was the stalwart, all-pro quarterback everyone expected him to...oh, wait. Sorry, my bad.

Okay, well, despite whatever disagreements you may have about personnel decisions, there simply is no way to deny Saban's coaching credentials. After all, he lead the Dolphins to an impressive 15-17 record during his two years wait what the FUCK? 15-17?

This man picked Joey Harrington is his starting quarterback, instead of the signing the man who has become the king of all poon in New Orleans, Drew Brees?

Shouldn't Miami be throwing a parade and desperately contacting Saban's agents and trying to set up an ultimate fighting championship match between Nick and obvious mutant warrior/linebacker Zach Thomas? Is there any Miami fan who wouldn't throw down $20 for that?

Labels: Miami Dolphins, NFL, Nick Saban