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In keeping with the philosophy that the only good fanbase is a fanbase 85 pounds overweight and half-dead from clogged arteries,the Dodgers have announced an all-you-can-eat section to be opened this season at Dodger Stadium. Here that? It's the sound of herds stampeding towards Los Angeles, people.

"The Los Angeles Dodgers are converting their right-field pavilion into all-you-can-eat bleachers. Takers will have access to as many hot dogs, peanuts, popcorn, nachos and soft drinks as they want.

"Instead of paying cash, fans ask for whatever they want, and they get it. There are going to be some self-service parts, buffet-style, as well," said Dodgers executive vice president and chief operating officer Marty Greenspun.

Around 3,000 seats right-field seats will be sold for $35 in advance and $40 on game day with the all-you-can-eat special."

No word yet on whether the food will be offered on plates or, as most have agreed should be the case, in a massive, communal trough on each row of seats.

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