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Bill Parcells announced his retirement from coaching on Monday. He won two championships, coached four different teams, and willingly employed Drew Bledsoe on several occasions.

Parcells told a representative from OMGSports that he planned to spend his newly increased free time with his wife and family, and, in addition, "trying my best to expand that freakish front pouch or vagina or swollen man-clit I've got going on."

Seriously, what the hell is that? Is Bill wearing a fanny pack under his shorts? Is he a fucking marsupial? Is he starring in Junior 2?

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