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Revealing his life-long aspiration to make it as, in his words, "...one of the pretty girls," Bill Cowher has announced that he will not be returning next year to continue coaching the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Cowher went 161-99-1 during his tenure with the Steelers, and despite going a soul-crushingingly mediocre 8-8 this year, still managed to constantly keep the team both in contention and almost completely unwatchably boring. A good coach, and a terrifying man, here's hoping he has fun in retirement with...um...sitting. Yeah, that sounds awesome.

You'll never make it in the modeling world with that artificially augmented chin, Bill! THERE'S NO WAY THAT SHIT'S REAL! I KNOW YOUR SECRET, COWHER!

Labels: Bill Cowher, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers