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The New York Daily News is reporting that Barry Bonds failed a test for amphetamines last season. Shocked?

Okay, surprised? At all interested? Yeah, guess not. LOOK ANYWAY.

"When first informed of the positive test, Bonds attributed it to a substance he had taken from teammate Mark Sweeney's locker, the New York City newspaper said, citing several unnamed sources.

"I have no comment on that," Bonds' agent Jeff Borris told the Daily News on Wednesday night.

"Mark was made aware of the fact that his name had been brought up," Sweeney's agent Barry Axelrod told the Daily News. "But he did not give Barry Bonds anything, and there was nothing he could have given Barry Bonds.""

OMGSports was able to contact Bonds briefly for comment by visiting him at his off-season workout facility. The following is the transcript of the brief exchange:

OMG: Barry, it's been reported that you failed an amphetamine test. Any comments?
Bonds: (Wrapping a cord around his upper arm) No comment.
OMG: But Barry, this could mean that your records are rendered completely meaningless! You've got no response?
Bonds: (Injecting a needle full of glowing green fluid into his forearm)KEEEEEEEYYYRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMG: Barry? Are you okay?
Bonds: (Growing several feet taller and pulsating with exertion) I. REQUIRE. FLESH.
OMG: I think we'll come back.

Bonds is nothing if not elusive and difficult to peg down concerning his possible steroid use. It seems we may never know the truth regarding how clean or how dirty he may be.

Labels: Barry Bonds, MLB, Steroids