Monday, December 18, 2006

 

LT Pisses On Your Father's Record Books


LaDainian Tomlinson sent a warm stream of righteous, triumphant urine splashing all over the NFL record books yesterday, scoring his 30th and 31st touchdowns in a win over the Chiefs. Tomlinson now holds the single season records for touchdowns, rushing touchdowns, points scored, consecutive multi-touchdown games, and the largest penis in NFL history.

In other news, former touchdown record holder Shaun Alexander celebrated the news of Tomlinson's accomplishment by screaming into a pillow for two hours.

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