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Turns out all those reports about JD Drew being injury-prone were, um, completely fucking right. The Boston Globe is reporting that there are some "issues" with Drew's shoulder, and that the Red Sox are asking for a second examination of it.

It's still unknown as to whether or not the iregularity could have some impact on Drew's 70 million dollar deal, or even how serious the condition is, but here's a short list of conditions OMGSports has discovered it could be:

1) Dinosaur Bite: Sometimes, even the noble-hearted Tyrannosaurus gets pissed off, and maybe JD stepped a little too close. I know I'd take a bite out of some fucker's shoulder if he pissed me off and I happened to be in possession of a 7-foot jaw with razor teeth.

2) Fell Off A Building: The impact of a 100-story fall to unforgiving concrete might tweak your shoulder a bit.

3) Various Robot Laser Battles: Vicious battle droids are seering your flesh in another galaxy and you're expected to play baseball?!?

Labels: JD Drew, MLB, Red Sox