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You know what they say about God. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good or are Kobe Bryant and probably got away with raping a girl in Colorado a few years ago. Whatever the case may be, God said "FUCK YOU!" to Kobe Bryant last night, snapping his ankle in two during a game against the Pacers.

Okay, so maybe Kobe didn't rape anybody, and presumably, his ankle - described as "...a moderate sprain," - wasn't actually brutally snapped in half by the wrath of God himself, but who can be sure? Kobe did just score 52 a few nights ago, and any NBA fan knows that that's only 750,000 points away from God's single-game NBA scoring mark.

Maybe the big guy got worried.

Labels: God, Kobe Bryant, NBA